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"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog." - Unknown
"In dog years I'm dead." - Unknown
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera
"Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart." - Dorothy Hinshaw Patent, Dogs: The Wolf Within
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." - Dave Barry
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." - Abraham Lincoln
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." - cowboy wisdom
"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." - Lewis Grizzard
If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog
A dog's best friend is his illiteracy. - Ogden Nash
Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Give me a pig. He just looks you in the eye and treats you like an equal. - Winston Churchill
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. -Mark Twain
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. - Jerry Seinfeld
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. -- Jay Leno
"Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise." - Welsh Proverb
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Anonymous